I’ve been playing with Emotional Bag Check all afternoon (ever since I saw it posted on The Hairpin) and the results have been MAGICAL. It’s a website that lets you either drop off some emotional baggage, and receive a song in return, or suggest a good song (and send an inspirational message) to an unhappy stranger. It’s the bee’s knees.

I’ve gotten almost thirty new song suggestions (my all-time favorite being “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off,” which first made me feel a bit funny then I realized, whatever, it’s not wrong) and sent out too many songs to count. For some reason, I seem to feel like the answer to everything can be found in Liz Phair and Sleigh Bells? But on that…

I received an email from someone who I suspect is either A. Me writing to myself from the future, or B. My Soul Mate. Not only did they recommend “Rill Rill” by Sleigh Bells (how did they knooooowww??) but they also suggested I get some white wine, maybe a “spritzer if you’re feeling virtuous.” You know what? I am feeling virtuous. Also, random internet stranger, if you ever read this, call me. I love you.